1. eluhvew:

    thefinnishgypsy:

    thewordsofclayton:

    sirtarantino:

    a guy walked into the board room and said

    "hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

    and i just stared at him and coldly said

    "i am the regional reports manager"

    we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

    Good

    "I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP"

    perfect

  2. nightingale64:

    THESE TWO KILL ME

  3. prasejeebus:

This belongs in a museum

    prasejeebus:

    This belongs in a museum

  4. gerard-you-little-shit:

    superherotimelorddetective:

    choc-o-late:

    est-offensa-et-mirari:

    deppsydoodle:

    deppsydoodle:

    why is peter pan always flying?

    he neverlands

    I love this joke because it never grows old

    It has a nice hook.

    This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

    MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF

  5. jathis:

    cartel:

    walking into the wrong class

    image

    THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

    BEFUDDLED

  6. zohbugg:

    blindtank:

    sanziene:

    x

    I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

    WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

  7. likepotato:

    tehcheshirecat:

    peacelovefairytales:

    Disney + Strong Hip Game

    I just realized that Meg is like “I’m off the stage. Elsa you take over.” and Elsa is like “Aww yiss, here I am.”

    And then there’s Jasmine and Esmeralda flirting with each other.

    image

    YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

  8. whenfandomplaysnice:

    nbchannibal:

    graham-unhinged:

    Hugh Dancy the Amazing Dog Charmer

    That moment when your dog cares more about a severed limb than you.

    (via nbchannibal)

  9. redeaddie:

    ladyintheattic:

    i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene

    This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.

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